cosimaclonehaus:

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sexbutt:

watching other people play horror games

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playing horror games yourself

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yviees:

I need 6 months vacation, twice a year.

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cauda-pavonis:

humoristics:

a guy once told my lesbian friend that being a lesbian is a huge turn off for guys and that she’ll never find a boyfriend.

I just have to reblog this every time I see it.

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nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

nohighs:

YOU REALLY THINK A FUCKIN PANCAKE IS GONNA FIX THIS HEATHER

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givemeinternet:

I love this post.

givemeinternet:

I love this post.

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kurgs:

skeletongrazed:

skeletongrazed:

what’s the difference between a dirty bus stop and a lobster with breast implants ?

one’s a crusty bus station and one’s a busty crustacean

#i’ve told this joke a million times and it NEVER fails

**spits Dr. Pepper**  You so do not want to hear the Jim Morrisson joke …

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awwww-cute:

Fairly certain my dog got a goodbye kiss from my GF this morning

awwww-cute:

Fairly certain my dog got a goodbye kiss from my GF this morning

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